My ‘SNL’ style impersonation/comedy sketch featuring the typical California public school music and arts teacher today, in the wake of the disgraceful Trump election, teaching her second grade class the song “It’s a Small World” (with minor adjustments to the lyrics)…
“OK children, one more time with feeling…a’1, 2, 3, 4, IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL…IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL – Stop, STOP! Johnny I’ve told you we don’t use the F-word…”
“Ok a’1, 2, 3, 4, IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL…IT’S A SCREWED WORLD AFTER ALL – Stop, Stop STOP!! Susie please don’t hold up both of your middle fing-Did you paint your middle fingers ORANGE?? That’s not what ‘finger painting’ time is for…”
“OK BIG ENDING kids…IT’S A TRUMP, SCREWED WORLD!!” Very nice, very nice! A lot of your mouthbreathing, dumb ass Trump voting parents are going to lose their sh#t! (All the kids cheer wildly with glee!)
“Now some of our Mexican kids brought in a Trump effigy-I mean “Pinada” to bash open during recess (All the kids cheer even more wildly with glee!). ERNESTO! Give me those!…How many times do I have to tell you we don’t play with MATCHES in class??…You do that outside with the pinata and call it a PROTEST!”
Connie Bryan
(Connie Bryan is a writer and comedian in Sacramento, CA…Check out all of her material on her blog and website at www.conniebryan.com)
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