Big HBO news! Did you hear that Bill Maher’s show [...]
I'd like to do my impersonation of today's 'WOKE' White [...]
"Good grief, the lengths a gal has to go to, just to distinguish herself today in our 'United States of Reality TV'...And the challenge for parents in her audience! Because despite the free cookies and hot chocolate, there's a limit to how long you can keep your kids' minds off of the fact that they can't feel their faces, hands or feet by keeping them singing tunes from their favorite movie 'Frozen' ."
"The following is Connie Bryan's unofficial transcript of part of the recent U.S. Senate hearing, questioning Inspector General Michael Horowitz about his report into whether there was bias in the FBI’s handling of the Hillary Clinton private email investigation...While it may not be exactly 'verbatim', it reflects the overall 'gyst' of the proceedings in Connie's opinion...In traditional Saturday Night Live style, picture Connie Bryan in the role of Senator Amy Klobuchar, Will Ferrell as IG Inspector Horowitz, and Alec Baldwin as the senior Senate Hearing Moderator/Chairperson)"
"My 'SNL' style impersonation/comedy sketch featuring the typical California public school music and arts teacher today, in the wake of the disgraceful Trump election, teaching her second grade class the song "It's a Small World" (with minor adjustments to the lyrics)..."
"Nevada is a SPANISH word, meaning 'snow capped'. But irritated, Mexican immigrant-disliking folks have for many years chafed at the proper phonetic pronunciation. I believe this is mainly because it's a Spanish name and they wanted to sort of 'bastardize' it or 'Americanize' it. So much so, they even resorted to an expensive NATIONAL COMMERCIAL campaign in the interest of state tourism!(see pic example)"
"...the next big thing from Apple...their new I-Phone specifically designed for married couples: the "I-LEASH."
"So in my irritation with them, I recently got the idea to go to Peet's Coffee - one of Starbucks main competitors - and get one of their standard lightweight plastic cups. I took the plastic Peet's cup back to Starbucks, proudly proclaiming it as my 'PERSONAL CUP'. "
"The HARSH SAD SICKENINGLY PAINFUL TRUTH" I'm thinking about [...]
"...A young 20 something white male who works at the course where I often play engaged me in an unexpected topic, that being his concern about 'White Culture' in America...First, let me ask you to stop for a second and just try to define 'White Culture'...a culture unique to white people that could be somehow 'in jeopardy', and that we must seek to protect from the threat of being surpassed with the population of minorities. What is it? Is it 'Duck Dynasty'? Is it baseball, hot dogs and apple pie?..."