"More importantly, how can we call ourselves 'progressive', especially you liberals who love to use that term to describe yourselves, and at the same time seek to profit from legalizing something so dangerous and unhealthy for young people?"
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...if "Abercrombie and Filthy Itch" is going to ALWAYS have that driving bass and drum beat going like the backing track to almost every Lady Gaga tune, what do they expect is going to happen from mall shoppers?? OF COURSE customers are going to form a DRUM CIRCLE. And it is NOT COOL to TAZE the Energizer Bunny...After all, it was a special honor that he even showed up and joined in with us, and you can't just expect him to stop when you order him to, right??...
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I'm a Comedy Traffic School instructor in Sacramento, California. It [...]
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Connie BryanStandup Comic and Comedy Writer in Sacramento, CA [...]